{"product_id":"maul-o-tee-presale","title":"MAUL-O Tee (Presale)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"2562\" data-end=\"2607\"\u003e⚠️ PRE-SALE ITEM ⚠️\u003cbr data-start=\"2581\" data-end=\"2584\"\u003eShips Mid June 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2661\" data-end=\"2704\"\u003eMilk. Spoon. Way too much powder.\u003cbr\u003eYou already know how this starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2741\" data-end=\"2929\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2741\" data-end=\"2751\"\u003eMAUL-O\u003c\/strong\u003e takes that exact moment and turns it feral.\u003cbr data-start=\"2795\" data-end=\"2798\"\u003eThe tin isn’t just open, it’s alive.\u003cbr data-start=\"2835\" data-end=\"2838\"\u003eRows of teeth, a dripping tongue, and something inside that doesn’t want to stay contained.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2931\" data-end=\"3041\"\u003eWhat used to be comfort is now something far more violent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3137\" data-end=\"3185\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3137\" data-end=\"3185\"\u003e“CHOMP \u0026amp; GNASH \u0026amp; REND\u003cbr data-start=\"3160\" data-end=\"3163\"\u003e\u0026amp; FEED WITH MAUL-O.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3187\" data-end=\"3240\"\u003e🚚 Tracked shipping from Perth\u003cbr data-start=\"3217\" data-end=\"3220\"\u003e🔒 Secure checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3242\" data-end=\"3342\"\u003ePrinted on premium AS Colour Staple tees (180 GSM).\u003cbr data-start=\"3293\" data-end=\"3296\"\u003eTrue-to-size, pre-shrunk, and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3344\" data-end=\"3499\"\u003eThis is a limited Drop 003 pre-sale item.\u003cbr data-start=\"3385\" data-end=\"3388\"\u003eAll shirts are made to order and will ship once production is completed\u003cbr data-start=\"3459\" data-end=\"3462\"\u003e(estimated dispatch Mid June 2026).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3501\" data-end=\"3587\"\u003eOnce Drop 003 closes, this design is gone — no restocks unless the people demand it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3589\" data-end=\"3802\"\u003eParody Notice:\u003cbr data-start=\"3603\" data-end=\"3606\"\u003eThis artwork is a satirical, fan-made parody inspired by iconic Australian pop-culture and nostalgia. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any original brand, rights holder, or organisation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Distorted Reality","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48772518576378,"sku":"DR-MAULO-S","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48772518609146,"sku":"DR-MAULO-XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":48772518641914,"sku":"DR-MAULO-L","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":48772518674682,"sku":"DR-MAULO-M","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48772518707450,"sku":"DR-MAULO-2XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS","offer_id":48772518740218,"sku":"DR-MAULO-XS","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48772518772986,"sku":"DR-MAULO-3XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48772518805754,"sku":"DR-MAULO-4XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48772518838522,"sku":"DR-MAULO-5XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/2487\/2954\/files\/MauloBackMockup.png?v=1777197795","url":"https:\/\/distortedreality.com.au\/products\/maul-o-tee-presale","provider":"Distorted Reality","version":"1.0","type":"link"}