{"product_id":"mrs-massacre-tee-presale","title":"Mrs Massacre Tee (Presale)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"208\"\u003e⚠️ PRE-SALE ITEM ⚠️\u003cbr data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"185\"\u003eShips Mid June 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"308\"\u003eThat servo pie you trusted? Yeah… not anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"454\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"326\"\u003eMRS MASSACRE\u003c\/strong\u003e takes an Aussie icon and rips it wide open.\u003cbr data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eGolden crust split apart, spilling nothing but bones, gore, and straight carnage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"608\"\u003eFront and centre sits the queen of it all — twisted, dominant, and completely unhinged — watching over the mess like it was always meant to be this way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"688\"\u003eThis isn’t comfort food.\u003cbr data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"637\"\u003eThis is what happens when nostalgia gets butchered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"716\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"716\"\u003e“TASTE THE SLAUGHTER.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"771\"\u003e🚚 Tracked shipping from Perth\u003cbr data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"751\"\u003e🔒 Secure checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"873\"\u003ePrinted on premium AS Colour Staple tees (180 GSM).\u003cbr data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"827\"\u003eTrue-to-size, pre-shrunk, and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003eThis is a limited Drop 003 pre-sale item.\u003cbr data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"919\"\u003eAll shirts are made to order and will ship once production is completed\u003cbr data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"993\"\u003e(estimated dispatch Mid June 2026).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003eOnce Drop 003 closes, this design is gone — no restocks unless the people demand it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003eParody Notice:\u003cbr data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1137\"\u003eThis artwork is a satirical, fan-made parody inspired by iconic Australian pop-culture and nostalgia. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any original brand, rights holder, or organisation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Distorted Reality","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48649613443322,"sku":"DR-MRSM-S","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":48649613476090,"sku":"DR-MRSM-M","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":48649613508858,"sku":"DR-MRSM-L","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48649613541626,"sku":"DR-MRSM-XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48649613574394,"sku":"DR-MRSM-2XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":48649613607162,"sku":"DR-MRSM-XS","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48649613639930,"sku":"DR-MRSM-3XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48649613672698,"sku":"DR-MRSM-4XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48649613705466,"sku":"DR-MRSM-5XL","price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/2487\/2954\/files\/MrsMBackMockup.png?v=1776000907","url":"https:\/\/distortedreality.com.au\/products\/mrs-massacre-tee-presale","provider":"Distorted Reality","version":"1.0","type":"link"}