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Chaos Logo Tee
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Core Logo Tee
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Distorted Reality Enzyme Washed Cap
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Stubby Holder
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(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $8.00 AUDRegular priceSale price $8.00 AUD
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Distorted Reality Core
Core is the foundation of Distorted Reality. This is where our branded...
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from 9 reviewsGreat site, awesome layout and easy to navigate!
Grabbed 2 and couldn’t be happier! Merch is top notch will definitely be grabbing more! Looking forward to what’s coming in the next drops 👌🤙
Great quality and very comfortable 🤘
Love the quality of the shirt and the print!🔥
Great product, would definitely deal with Distorted Reality in the future.
Excellent quality stubbie holders, very well made with a stitched in base, not the normal glued base which eventually falls off. Very happy with my purchase and would definitely recommend to my family and friends. Thanks.
Easy ordering, good comms, and no drama from checkout to delivery. Updates were solid and everything arrived as promised. Refreshing to deal with a brand that actually keeps you in the loop. Smooth experience — would shop here again.
Absolute weapon of a tee. Fits well, comfy enough to wear after a long shift, and the print is unreal — proper detail, not some cheap fade job. Feels like it’ll handle workshop life, site dust, and a few beers after knock-off without falling apart.
True to size, good weight to it, and the back graphic goes hard. You can tell some effort went into the design — not just another basic logo shirt.
Bloody love it. Would 100% grab another.
Perfect fit, genuine sizing. Love the artwork. Definitely will be buying from this company again.
What Is Distorted Reality?
Born in Western Australia, Distorted Reality blends Aussie culture with a darker, heavier edge.
What started as a reimagined take on WA’s most iconic brewery evolved into a brand that celebrates nostalgia, grit, and chaos through bold artwork and small-batch drops.
Every piece is designed with intention. No generic graphics. No fast-fashion shortcuts (we print on premium AS Colour blanks).
Just original artwork and small-batch drops that celebrate the unique, weird and chaotic identity of Australia.
Welcome to Distorted Reality

