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MAUL-O Tee (Presale)

MAUL-O Tee (Presale)

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⚠️ PRE-SALE ITEM ⚠️
Ships Mid June 2026

Milk. Spoon. Way too much powder.
You already know how this starts.

MAUL-O takes that exact moment and turns it feral.
The tin isn’t just open, it’s alive.
Rows of teeth, a dripping tongue, and something inside that doesn’t want to stay contained.

What used to be comfort is now something far more violent.

“CHOMP & GNASH & REND
& FEED WITH MAUL-O.”

🚚 Tracked shipping from Perth
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Printed on premium AS Colour Staple tees (180 GSM).
True-to-size, pre-shrunk, and built to last.

This is a limited Drop 003 pre-sale item.
All shirts are made to order and will ship once production is completed
(estimated dispatch Mid June 2026).

Once Drop 003 closes, this design is gone — no restocks unless the people demand it.

Parody Notice:
This artwork is a satirical, fan-made parody inspired by iconic Australian pop-culture and nostalgia. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any original brand, rights holder, or organisation.

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