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Mrs Massacre Tee (Presale)

Mrs Massacre Tee (Presale)

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⚠️ PRE-SALE ITEM ⚠️
Ships Mid June 2026

That servo pie you trusted? Yeah… not anymore.

MRS MASSACRE takes an Aussie icon and rips it wide open.
Golden crust split apart, spilling nothing but bones, gore, and straight carnage.

Front and centre sits the queen of it all — twisted, dominant, and completely unhinged — watching over the mess like it was always meant to be this way.

This isn’t comfort food.
This is what happens when nostalgia gets butchered.

“TASTE THE SLAUGHTER.”

🚚 Tracked shipping from Perth
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Printed on premium AS Colour Staple tees (180 GSM).
True-to-size, pre-shrunk, and built to last.

This is a limited Drop 003 pre-sale item.
All shirts are made to order and will ship once production is completed
(estimated dispatch Mid June 2026).

Once Drop 003 closes, this design is gone — no restocks unless the people demand it.

Parody Notice:
This artwork is a satirical, fan-made parody inspired by iconic Australian pop-culture and nostalgia. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any original brand, rights holder, or organisation.

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