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Slayschool Tee (Presale)

Slayschool Tee (Presale)

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⚠️ PRE-SALE ITEM ⚠️
Ships late March 2026

Where learning goes to die.

The windows are broken, the clock has stopped, and the joy has been gutted. Slayschool reimagines childhood TV as a decaying set left to rot in the dark. Between the blood-soaked alphabet blocks and the hollow-eyed remains of childhood icons, the only thing being taught is a ritual of silence.

 🇦🇺 Australian owned
🚚 Tracked shipping from Perth
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Printed on premium AS Colour Staple tees (180 GSM).
True-to-size, pre-shrunk, and built to last.

This is a limited Drop 002 pre-sale item.
All shirts are made to order and will ship once production is completed
(estimated dispatch late March 2026).

Once Drop 002 closes, this design is gone — no restocks unless the people demand it.

Parody Notice:
This artwork is a satirical, fan-made parody inspired by iconic Australian pop-culture and nostalgia. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any original brand, rights holder, or organisation.

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